Demon Developement...

Well since my last blog the girls have finally developed their horns, YAY....for awhile there I thought they were impacted and was in search of an Hornologist which for some reason couldn't seem to find one covered under our health plan, well maybe the Obama plan will have some, actually I am sure it will, anyway....the horns have taken some getting use to, we have had some incidences but nothing we couldn't handle so far, the hardest was getting them down from the ceiling, my bad...next time I will remember NOT to leave out the exercise trampoline in the living room, than there was bunk bed situation...lets just say that Morgan has learned not to sit up too fast in her bed and well good thing Meagan's mattress on top is thicker than six inches, now that could have been a catastrophe but thank God it wasn't, they have had to put an end to cartwheels and somersaults but hey they weren't that good at them anyway, the couch has suffered a bit from the horns, but so far so good...we have avoided any major catastrophes and from what I have read we seem to be doing good in the horn development department, and besides they have an up side .....makes it easier to stick the girls in the corner all I have to do is jab their horns in the walls like thumb tacks and they are good to go, well for at least 20 minutes..see I am not that bad, and it has cut back on the cost of staples, plus it is a lot easier than stapling them in the corner, still haven't figured out a use for them to keep the girls in bed and replace the cost of super glue, besides I am getting tired of having to stand on them for 30-60 seconds so the glue will adhere, but give me time I will find a way to use the horns for that as well. The girls haven't horned each other and I will not dare to mention that in front of them, learned not to give them any ideas. They make awesome hole punches and great for expanding belt loops, although I am concerned about the girls picking their teeth with each others horns, just doesn't seem safe or sanitary but than again they chew their toe nails, but still had to put a stop to that for safety reasons. Good thing they are retractable, never knew demons could retract their horns like vampires do their teeth, really helps out when going to school and church, any where in public really. Well, guess I better get to bed while the angels sleep..yes their horns are replaced with halos at times, only two situations I have seen so far has evoked that though, one is sleep and the other is public places, guess being at home and awake brings out the devil in them, why I love taking them places so the inner angel rules, at least most of the time! :)