Three Loose Little Pigs+House= Pigsty

How is it that kids are capable of destroying the house so fast, seems that in this day and age kids are in the house a lot more than we were as kids, mainly because of all the weirdos in today's society and the fact that we are unable to safely let our kids play outside (I will not let my girls play out front alone at all) without parental supervision, which is not always possible. Kids+house confinement= destruction of house, I get up and clean and in two hours the house is destroyed again, often wonder if it worth the trouble when they are home but I refuse to live in a pigsty so I do what I can to have a clean house, even if it means tying them up for the rest of the day, kids+hog tying experience+rope= clean house. Keeping the kids occupied is a full time job in itself, you try video games to occupy them so you can clean and well that turns out to be nothing more than an opportunity for them to fight and the fact that the hand controller becomes nothing more than a weapon just confirms that there may actually be some truth to video games and violence, but than again that would mean that reading enourages violence, along with: playing dress up, board games, doing homework, coloring, eating, TV, showering, just breathing encourages violence among my girls, if they are awake they are fighting....I think they are practicing for the UFC when they grow up and could probably earn a hefty scholarship to the University of Ulitmate Fighting, yes my girls are champs at it, so needless to say that no matter what I try to do to keep them occupied so I can get the house cleaned just doesn't help, so I try to recruit them to help and it turns out to be more work for me in the end, it is just best to wait until they are sleeping, the only time outside of school they are not fighting, or hog tie the little pigs, yes they eat like three pigs as well live like them, but eating like pigs is whole other blog, so I will save the eating you out of house and home (at least whats left of the home) for another blog, but until than my three little pigs are trying to build three barriers to keep the BIG bad wolf (which is myself) from hog tying them so she can get her house clean and free of any signs of roast beef left from the little piggies last market trip from off the floor, off the walls, and even the ceilings...so it is off now to go and blow down some doors and hog tie some piggies, and maybe shave some piggie chins...and enjoy a clean house, if only for two hours! :)