It has definitely been a while since I have blogged, and God knows I miss it! I am in the process of writing a book, and if all goes well one day you will see my picture along side of my pen name on my book. A lot of people have asked me what I am writing about, but for some odd reason I find it bad luck to divulge such information, kinda like it being bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding....hmmm, that explains a lot! I love writing, it has been an outlet for me, I am not much for chocolate, sex or small talk, so writing has helped me get through a lot of lifes ordeals. As a Mom of many, five kids to be exact, three that are triplets, I must say that I have a lot to write about, they give me a lot of ammo to put into words, and with that comes a lot of tears: tears of joy, grief, and well....stress! Being a Mom is a lot like finding out there is no Santa, you knew the stories were too good to be true, yet finding out doesn't change the result, I mean who cares how you get the toys as long as you get them!! Being a Mom is sorta like that, you have all these fantasized expectations of what being a Mom is like, but when that moment actually gets here, you realize, it is more exhausting than you ever could have imagined, but it doesn't change the result, being a Mom is worth every exhausting moment! I can't tell you how many times I have been thrown up on, hair pulled out of my head, been elbowed in the boob more times than I can count, how many times I have eaten leftovers off my shirt from the kids crumbled cookies or spilled bowls, the sleepless nights.....oh the sleepless nights, getting roughed up from breaking up fights, sore feet from stepping on various toys (dang, that hurts): the cleaning of numerous gummy bears being licked and stuck to the walls, cleaning up the toilet paper that clogs the sink and toilets, wiping off mirrors that look as though the toothpaste tube had been slaughtered and the spatter of toothpaste DNA echoed across the mirror, how is it that toothpaste spatter can travel so far, sounds like the next science project! Anyway...being a Mom is tough, you get no respect, no pay, no sleep, yet we still find it more gratifying than any job out there! Are we crazy, have we lost our minds.....nah, we are just Moms, and well, Weezers! So like eggs on a griddle this is the flip side of our lives! :)
Triplets world, I just live in it...
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Hedgehogs dreams and gerbils past..
Monday, February 1, 2010
Pantyhose and Psychosis...
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Three Loose Little Pigs+House= Pigsty
Friday, January 29, 2010
Pleasant kids, just a tase away!!
It seems every time we Moms go to the store we are challenged with the decision to take or not to take the kids, we suddenly recall the last store adventure and that we swore to ourselves repeatedly "I am not taking the kids to the store AGAIN, this time I mean it", but than our guilty conscience kicks in and we start to get delusional and choose denial over reality and start to think, well they weren't that bad, maybe this time they will be better, I should at least give them another shot.....although statistics of past store ventures would support our initial instincts to NOT take them, we still choose to do the unthinkable yet again and again, we take them.....seems to be a pattern with us woman, how many times have we dated the jerk and said "this is it, I will NOT take him back", yet we do, and until he dumps us....we seem to set ourselves up for disappointment because we are pleasers...pleasers by nature, that God given thing that was meant to be a blessing but has also turned out to be our curse, because people take advantage of us....but God also gave us a brain, isn't his fault we forget to us it and use logical thinking, so as you guessed, I did take them but I didn't forget to use my brain....I brought along some back up....some of my best inventions, camo duct tape and my low voltage taser gun, well for now the taser is just a dog remote bark collar until I can get the kinks worked out of my prototype, kept knocking the kids out cold..not exactly my plan...anyway, I came prepared and this time I was going to win this battle, the collar was nicely disguised by an scarf (thank God it is cold out)....the camo duct tape is skin toned, comes in various tones to match any skin color ,also with various shapes of mouths to suit any face, and when they get to loud or back talk I just stick it on and no one suspects a thing, they just think I have very polite and well mannered kids, it works like a charm....I am currently working on deals to get them at every movie theater and airport so that your movie and flying experience can be a pleasant one, could you imagine a world of sitting through a movie or flight with NO screaming kids, bliss...just bliss!! The collar is one you can adjust the voltage, the lowest setting seems to work just fine for the tiny ones but for 9 yrs old and up use the mid settings... works well for when the kids start to wonder off or fight, just one click of the remote and problem solved, fighting stops....I am in the works on getting my prototype together and getting it approved for parental use, finally our problems could be solved, no more fighting or loud kids at the store, on flights, in movies....even works well at home, the sky is your limit....I use them for various things now, the kids will not get out of bed in the mornings *tase*, talk back *tase*, fight *tase*, we can now regain our sanity and have the kids we always dreamed of..imagine a world of well behaved children, it is just a tase away! And don't forget the camo duct tape, I say regain your sanity, throw out that guilt and stick it to 'em next time!!! Or you could just leave the kids at home!! ;)